Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Dear 800 Numbers

Stop calling my house. Seriously. I'm not going to answer the phone. I have caller ID, and I don't want to donate to the police benevolence association (even though I love cops), participate in your survey, or receive free magazine subscriptions for which I will still be paying when my child graduates from college.

What's wrong with you? Don't you get the point, after you call six times in one day and no one picks up the phone? We know who you are. Really. Stop calling. Because I can ignore you without a single qualm for the rest of my life.

Thank you very much. Have a nice day. :-)